Worst jokes you've ever heard!

[Jimbo Rand [Kol]]

Appropriate pls.

Okay, so we were in class and only had a few minutes left so our teacher decide to read off a few puns, here are the ones I remember, I have never groaned so much in my life! Lol

The butcher backed into the meatgrinder and got a little behind in his work

Police were called to a daycare where a child was resisting a rest.

Writing with a pencil is pointless.

Also, don't fill up this thread with blonde jokes, because there are millions of them and they get old, I was gonna post one but decided not to! Woo.

So worst jokes you've heard!
Groaners, cryiers, and flat out stupid ones!

[Kaihua [GoTH]]

I don't suppose anyone is really surprised to find out that I have a book on puns (entitled Get Thee To A Punnery)
so I'm gonna lift a few out of the chapter where they define puns

What did Samson die of?
Fallen arches

Have you heard about the canibal that had a wife and ate children?

A matchup between two particularly inept football teams was called Game of the Weak

Bathing Beauty: a girl worth wading for

Drunk drivers are people who put the quart before the hearse.

[Jimbo Rand [Kol]]

Ahaha! Puns are the worst lol and I am not suprised you have a pun book

I have three more( I remembered them)

Did you hear about the guy who's left side was cut off? He's all right now

There was a sign at the drug rehab center that said "keep off the grass"

The little old lady who lived in a shoe wasn't the sole owner, there were strings attached. (there are two in there )

I think my teacher got these off punoftheday.com

[Tokyo[RAWR]]

Haha, those puns are very funny!!

I specially like the one ''Did you hear about the guy who's left side was cut off? He's all right now'' and ''There was a sign at the drug rehab center that said "keep off the grass"''
I have to tell my English teacher this 1, and even suggest he tells us a pun during every lesson.

You should bring up more funny ones 0.0

[Jimbo Rand [Kol]]

Haha ok. Should I rename this the
Jimbo and Kai's pun thread? Lol

[caboos [RAWR]]

Alright jokes now this one is OK to me.

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
They both get drunk and the giraffe falls over.
The man goes to walk out and the bartender says, "Oy, you can't leave the lyin' there."
The man turns and says, " No. Thats no lion. Its a giraffe," and leaves.

I find it fun. Others, eh, not so much.